"They want my bacon slice by slice, to sell at a tremendous price! They want my tender juicy chops, to put in all the butcher's shops! They want my pork to make a roast, and that's the part'll cost the most! They want my sausages in strings, they even want my chitterlings, The butcher's shop! The carving knife! That is the reason for my life!" Roald Dahl - The pig
Just for the record - I do eat bacon and I've heard that pigs make great pets. The pig image is from the Graphics Fairy - linking to Brag Monday.